Lou's definitions

dayum

You would use this interjection when you see a fine piece of ass. As this girl walks past you, you must lean back and exclaim this this phrase with impeccable timing. This is especially useful after watching a fine lady such as Danielle Conklin pass by.

DAYUM DConk! Since when were u so hot?!

by Lou April 13, 2006

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

Spicy Magritte

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.

Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?

by Lou April 19, 2005

frodo

midget with big-ass feet

It's ridiculous when there is a scene with Frodo and Sam near "normal" sized people and they just substitute midgets for the actors and hide their faces in their robes.

by lou October 13, 2003

nomah

the wiked best playah on the red sox who are gunna win the series this year

Nomah is the best playah on the sox

by Lou November 1, 2003

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003

CLSHD

Where one person takes on the additional job responsibilities for others that just like to wander around all day

Everyday same clshd crap

by lou November 20, 2003