Derived from the black & white movies of old when the ganster says to his 'moll' hey-ya toots... to which tutch has evolved as a term of indeerment a cute name for your beloved!
by lou September 21, 2004
Cord A J Houle. really a nonsense word made from the acronym of my buddy's little bro. meant to sounds like a dirty word (cross between vag and cock) but is nonsense.
by lou February 03, 2004
A small capsule or container which can hold useful items. It is inserted in the anus for safekeeping.
by Lou January 26, 2003
When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.
Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.
by Lou April 11, 2005
by Lou March 08, 2005
by Lou November 02, 2003