Humpfucker 

Someone who cuts holes in stuffed animals to fuck them rather than humping them.! Usually a “slutty” male.

Girl 1: dude I went to aidans house last night and he’s a humpfucker.

Girl 2 : no way.. that’s nasty! I’ve always known he’s a “slutty” man

Humpfucker by Humpfucker June 6, 2019

Humpfuck 

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.

Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!

Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

humbucker 

A guitar pickup developed by Gibson in the late 1950's. Uses two side by side coils to reduce noise and provides and earthy tone.

I've got a custom Les Paul with three humbuckers in sequence.

humbucker by Owen March 22, 2005

humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

humpbucket 

A girl who is not necessarily slutty, but is simply full of enough hormones that she is physically dependent on receiving male seed on a regular basis.

Well, I know she is a nice girl, but I might not have the stamina to have a relationship with such a humpbucket.

humpbucket by R0GUECLAM (Dave H) January 8, 2009

Humbucker 

A humbucker is one who has sex with every member of their main family. This includes but not limited to, Mother, Father, Sister or Brother, main cousins, step siblings, step mothers/fathers, pets, aunts, uncles, grandparents, nieces/nephews, great grandparents, and sometimes deceased family members. This title is only acquired once all members have been banged.

“Dude Leroy finally became a humbucker last night when he banged his pet fish”

“Woah dude that’s nuts, I just gotta bang my niece and grandma and once I’ve done that, I’ll become a humbucker.

Humbucker by LordNick July 9, 2019