Houton
the only ones who know who is better in the pirate verses ninja debate...they have kept this secret for centuries and aren't going to tell the rest of society now
Houton by emi-b-ninja October 24, 2009
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Houton-Boutunned
A way to described something that got absolutely decimated... normally in a competitive context. Although you could be describing smashing down a meal.
"Did Vizia FC win on the weekend?"
"yeah man they houton-boutunned real deal"
"mate this burger is going to get houton-boutunned"
"yeah man they houton-boutunned real deal"
"mate this burger is going to get houton-boutunned"
Houton-Boutunned by Donkeynumber10 February 17, 2017
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Horton’s Law
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019
Houston Handshake
A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
Houston Jones
Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019
Krista Horton
The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021
Northwest Houston
The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.
"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"
Northwest Houston by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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