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Houton-Boutunned 

A way to described something that got absolutely decimated... normally in a competitive context. Although you could be describing smashing down a meal.
"Did Vizia FC win on the weekend?"
"yeah man they houton-boutunned real deal"

"mate this burger is going to get houton-boutunned"
Houton-Boutunned by Donkeynumber10 February 17, 2017

Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!
Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Northwest Houston 

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.
"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"