Houton

the only ones who know who is better in the pirate verses ninja debate...they have kept this secret for centuries and aren't going to tell the rest of society now

the houtons are a secret alliance

by emi-b-ninja October 24, 2009

Houton-Boutunned

A way to described something that got absolutely decimated... normally in a competitive context. Although you could be describing smashing down a meal.

"Did Vizia FC win on the weekend?"
"yeah man they houton-boutunned real deal"

"mate this burger is going to get houton-boutunned"

by Donkeynumber10 February 17, 2017

Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Houston Handshake

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

Krista Horton

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Northwest Houston

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019