1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.


2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.


..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?
by cyanide_nights July 4, 2011
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A load of pricks that lie, deceive and do fuck all for the benefit of society (apart from the select few) plus make cuts and deprive young people of a life
Politicians like David Cameron and Nick Clegg/ traitor to the lib dems (but not other members the lib dem party, even though you guys will never win.)
by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011
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Whining, self-centered, lying individuals who cannot agree on anything and unfortunately run the USA.
Those politicians act like little brats on the school yard playground, they can't get over things and hold grudges against each other.
by Harrbear January 2, 2015
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Politicians make me sick. They think they can just sit back and pocket the tax money we work hard to earn. We give it to the government to help US in return. But does that happen? NO. You get some nut like Reagan spending Billions of dollars on a "star wars defense system." "You see, it works by beaming a laser into space, where it bounces off a satilite, destroying a nuclear warhead, or any missile." But what happens if that missile DOES contain a nuke? It doesnt just go away. No. The radiation from the blast would spread throughout the ENTIRE world carried by the wind at the altitude it would be destroyed. Good idea? No.
by etta-nay December 16, 2004
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Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best
by Rotten Turkey July 8, 2021
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(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009
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politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music
that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me
by it's a lie February 26, 2005
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