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1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).
The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?
by cyanide_nights July 04, 2011
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politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music
that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me
by it's a lie February 26, 2005
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1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.
George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!
by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004
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People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich
by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004
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A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.
Just look at any goddamn politician.
by Steve February 16, 2005
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