houlton 

a small town with nothing to do in it but walk across the bridge to no where and attend basketball games.

i live in Houlton,Maine.

houlton by theinio May 10, 2009

Houlton 

A small town in northern maine full of Racists, Homophobes, Drunks, liars, wiggers & thieves and any combonation of these.

Houlton is a boring place with ugly women, Stupid men & nothing to do.

the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is Walmart.

If you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!

guy #1: I was in houlton today.

guy #2: Oh yea? prayin' in the church of walmart no doubt?

guy #1: yup.

Houlton by Vipersikness April 4, 2010

Houlton 

To go back in time and have sex with yourself but claim it’s not gay “it’s masterbation” because you are secretly gay.

I Love to Houlton

Houlton by Blaster012 October 16, 2021

Houlton 

Known for being a credit addict, Also manages minecraft servers. Big wang.

Has Houlton responded to your application yet?

Houlton by Reassembly August 22, 2020

houlton high school

Houlton is the trashiest school is northern maine. Known for its many hoes and fake bitches. Is anyone in Houlton really who they say they are? Nah. There isn't a single person who will ever be successful if they choose to stay in the run down, odd smelling, trashy town of houlton. Everyone who goes to this school is being set up for failure in life. From your fellow students at caribou;)

Person 1: "Hey are you from Houlton high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah I am!"
Person 1: "Oh, I'm sorry"

houlton high school by caribouhighgirlies March 1, 2017

Houlton High School

Houlton is the worst school in the world, it is trash the ceiling leaks, like rumors leak. Basketball is more important then anything and no one learns it's just daycare.

Houlton High School is terrible

Houlton High School by TheCaribouKids April 3, 2019

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021