houlton
a small town with nothing to do in it but walk across the bridge to no where and attend basketball games.
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Houlton
A small town in northern maine full of Racists, Homophobes, Drunks, liars, wiggers & thieves and any combonation of these.
Houlton is a boring place with ugly women, Stupid men & nothing to do.
the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is Walmart.
If you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!
Houlton is a boring place with ugly women, Stupid men & nothing to do.
the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is Walmart.
If you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!
guy #1: I was in houlton today.
guy #2: Oh yea? prayin' in the church of walmart no doubt?
guy #1: yup.
guy #2: Oh yea? prayin' in the church of walmart no doubt?
guy #1: yup.
Houlton by Vipersikness April 4, 2010
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houlton high school
Houlton is the trashiest school is northern maine. Known for its many hoes and fake bitches. Is anyone in Houlton really who they say they are? Nah. There isn't a single person who will ever be successful if they choose to stay in the run down, odd smelling, trashy town of houlton. Everyone who goes to this school is being set up for failure in life. From your fellow students at caribou;)
houlton high school by caribouhighgirlies March 1, 2017
Houlton High School
Houlton is the worst school in the world, it is trash the ceiling leaks, like rumors leak. Basketball is more important then anything and no one learns it's just daycare.
Houlton High School by TheCaribouKids April 3, 2019
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