Houstoned

When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs.

"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"

by 16-bars January 1, 2013

Houstoned

Pronouned: Hue - stoned.

Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.

Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.

by Godfrey Bouillon June 13, 2007

houstoned

When one gets drunk during the day, commencing the first beverage before 10 am.

Bill: Glad you made it to the tailgate so early! In before 10!
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.

by gramthrax April 12, 2012

Whitney Houstoned

When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!

Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!

by Jibjar November 9, 2016

Houston Handshake

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

Northwest Houston

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019