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to turn a trick (sell body for money)
the task that a hook(er) performs.
i heard your mom's been hooking to put you through school.
by e-fu December 19, 2003
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Penalty in hockey, also known as ice prostituion
2 minute penalty for hooking. Damnit Nick, why did you get called for ice prostitution?
by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003
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when you're trying to pick up a person, putting in groundwork
-hey sarah!
-go away, i'm hooking johno!!!
by Nikki Sasquatch April 19, 2009
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A sexual act in which a Pirate or an Pirate Actor shoves an anal hook attached to his or her hand inside a woman's vagina or anus
Long John Silver was hooking Mary Jane in the newest Pirate Porn
by PirateLoverBowzer January 18, 2012
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When a someone sticks their foot in between another persons legs and drags them towards them self
Tim hooked my girlfriend last night so I beat the shit out of him when I found out he was hooking her
by Hooking May 29, 2014
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