Blobfish

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.

by myblobfish July 6, 2010

Blobfish

A person that is really dumb but is also very funny. She has a "different and unique" personality.

Blobfish, are you serious. MacBooks obviously aren't used like that.

by Karahballa October 4, 2018

Blobfish

A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.

To his horror he awoke from a drunken night to see a blobfish in bed next to him.

by Homophones August 4, 2020

Blobfish

The beatiful creature and looks nasty, used for ships that both people look good, but looks ugly together.

OMG, Katherine and Arnav are both so cute! But they look like a blobfish when they are together

by MeHavSmallPP May 8, 2019

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

Blobfishism

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish

Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.

by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

blobfish

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019