hoskings

To give someone a 'Hosk' is to simultaneously grab them at the front and back. Popular past time in prison.

"Ooooh I've just been hosked"

"You deserve a right hoskings'

hoskings by LOOOO October 31, 2014

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

The Hoskins by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

Hosking 

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

Hosking by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

The Hoskins Cut 

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.

I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.

The Hoskins Cut by dkabab February 27, 2015

Hoskins 

A person who has lightning fast reflexes and always knows your weaknesses. As mentally sharp as they are physically strong, they are aloof and stoic, prefer to wear dark colours, know how to fly a helicopter, and usually have a past shrouded in mystery.

A Hoskins will either make a tremendous ally, or a highly dangerous and intimidating adversary.

Women will be attracted to him.

Leonard “your opponent today is a Hoskins”

Phil “Shit……”

Hoskins by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010

hoskins 

the name given to someone who is much to strong for normal society.Damaging Punches like the K.O are thrown

Hoskins dominated the whole gang

hoskins by Roods March 6, 2008

Hostingster 

Person who servicing, promoting, providing hosting services

Definite by -ster suffix
- Gangster
- Webster
- Blogster
- Shopster
- Bankster
- Hostster
- Cloudster
- Hostingster

Hostingster by konkop August 19, 2016