honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

by muffindamule October 5, 2006

honking

anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)

He blew a honking booger out his nose.

by Lex Luther Vandross March 23, 2004

honking

Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.

That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!

by Doron October 27, 2003

honking

Enormous, over-sized. Can be used to make the adjective "big" bigger.

Then he threw that honking boulder at me.
That is one big honking truck!
I need those big honking sutures stat!

by Trunks the dog February 16, 2014

honking

When you're unimaginably frustrated, annoyed and rageful, like an angry goose.

Adam was absolutely honking on Friday...

by kestrelbantedd January 30, 2018

honking

The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.

Man, your arse is absolutely honking

by Cal Landor December 1, 2006

honking

How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.

Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.

by Foodinator August 17, 2013