Hosing
Hosing by PonyUp42303 September 7, 2017
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hosing
verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.
I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing.
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