dogwater

literally just hotdog water. used by Fortnite kids to describe someone that's bad

bro you're literally dogwater at this game

by HuelessColors January 21, 2021

dogwater

precum or pre-ejaculate

coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.

by wizzydoc June 7, 2007

dogwater

Semen that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog's bowl too long.
Known south of the border as "El Agua De Pero"

As a result of their non stop passionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but "dogwater" all night.

by dogh2o December 31, 2011

dogwater

Semen that contains no live sperm. Sterile men and men who have had vasectomies shoot dogwater.

That porn stud has come so many times today his balls are filled with nothing but dogwater.

by trogiblue April 10, 2011

dogwater

dogwater defined short and sweet is a shitty car with shit brakes and a shit window usually owned by someone who’s name starts with a z

“omg zach your car is literally dogwater”

by shitfuckincar February 2, 2021

dogwater

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.

Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.

by Russga January 6, 2008

dogwater

it means cute + hydrated trust me bro im trying to get thigh pics from this egirl i like

she's dogwater, i want to sex!!

by imfinn March 13, 2021