Horsecut

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1. A person that is a legend in his own head, and tries to single handedly, yet not naively, save the world. Although he may be extremely cynical, he has a fine-tuned moral compass, and can never manage to perform an ill-intentioned deed. Also, tries desperately to live up to their alter ego, Cutslut.

2. A person with the absolute highest degree of sarcasm that can fit into a personality.

3. A absolutely wicked and legendary Giza.

That Horsecut has dealt with his share of issues and now he is living up to his true Cutslut self.

That Horsecut made fun of my crocks and hurt my feelings.

Did you catch that Horsecut over there, he just gave me an epic light show!

Horsecut by CeCe44 April 29, 2008

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Horsecunt

a freakishly dirty and gaped cunt or a complete or total douchbag, popularized by Sir Rah Shid.

God that kids a Horsecunt

Horsecunt by Prohetofdoom August 28, 2010

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Horsecat

crossbreed of a horse and cat. recently create by a little korean girl

also has a life expectancy of 50 some years.

not to be confused with house cat

Tutor: what word is this korean girl? (points to house cat)
Korean: horsecat!

Tutor's friend: *muffled laughter* horsecat *muffled laughter*

Horsecat by <3horsecat July 13, 2010

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Horsenuts

Vulgar Slang

Noun: Nonsense, Lies, or Exaggerated talk or writing

Synonyms: Bullshit, Malarkey, Rubbish, Baloney, Crap

The Doctor said my bill from today's medical check up is going to $2,023.25. That's horsenuts if he thinks I am going to pay that!

Horsenuts by Blackmafia72 May 25, 2023

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horsenut

Something that is ridiculous:
Something tells you something bogus, or tries to sell you something for way too much money.

someone tried to sell me their car for $$$. What kind of horsenut deal is that?

Your boss tells you, you can’t take time of for Christmas vacation this year so you complain to your friend, “what kinda’ horsenut deal is that?”

horsenut by UrbanSofa September 12, 2021

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WankWombling HorseCunt

A name given to someone that’s done you wrong or lies to you.

Normally reserved for Poloticians but can be given to ANYONE that’s annoyed you

“You Sir are a WankWombling HorseCunt”

WankWombling HorseCunt by A Lilywhite December 17, 2018

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horsenuts

A man with an oversized package of nuts.

Woah Garry! You’ve got some massive horsenuts!

horsenuts by Tinywienergang October 8, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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