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HongKong Pussy with Jujube
a sentence commonly used in Wenzhou, a city in southeast mainland china.
Every wenzhou man's wet dream, It could describe something is really pleasant that appears to be too good to be true,
Every wenzhou man's wet dream, It could describe something is really pleasant that appears to be too good to be true,
Guy1: " Hey, Guy from Wenzhou, what's your favorite dish?"
Guy2: " HongKong Pussy with Jujube, I can eat it everyday in my life"
Guy2: " HongKong Pussy with Jujube, I can eat it everyday in my life"
HongKong Pussy with Jujube by ILOVEMurica November 15, 2022
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Hongkong Waffleiron
The act of inserting ones penis between another person's butt cheeks while they have diarrhea, then, the person who has their penis between the others butt cheeks, slams them closed on their penis as the person with diarrhea defecates.
Hongkong Waffleiron by Jimmy P . December 27, 2024
to hong kong
Korean saying for making someone climax during oral sex. Like Americans say "I'm gonna rock your world", Koreans use "I'll take you to Hong Kong".
Yoongi: Whether it be men or women, my flexible tongue movements will send them to Hong Kong with my raps.
to hong kong by etherealkiiid September 14, 2016
Hong Kong Police
The Hong Kong Police is a retarded government organisation who's head is the great retarded Carrie Lam, which, in fact, is the puppet of the CCP.
The Hong Kong Police beats and shoots at people, they are so retarded that they have the 'People's Armed Police', which are retarded as well, with them, and as always, Chinese are entitled as fuck, they think they're the best, and deserve everything, and it's spreading to the Police as well, the police take's stuff (steal), and only will someone pay back if it is being recorded
The Hong Kong Police beats and shoots at people, they are so retarded that they have the 'People's Armed Police', which are retarded as well, with them, and as always, Chinese are entitled as fuck, they think they're the best, and deserve everything, and it's spreading to the Police as well, the police take's stuff (steal), and only will someone pay back if it is being recorded
Hong Kong Police by SkyHawkGuy June 7, 2020
Hong Kong Police
Low IQ, low EQ, low education level, low moral standard, low sense of obeying the laws, low respect to human rights, this is Hong Kong Police.
Hong Kong Police by FuckHKCops May 1, 2020
Hong Kong Police
The police force of Hong Kong. They are, by the loosest definition, a civil service. Among many things, they are known for:
- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape
They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.
- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape
They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.
Hong Kong Police by TheBagelPeople September 7, 2020
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