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ACAB

All Croissants are Brown
ACAB! No Yellow Croissants are allowed!
by TheBagelPeople September 9, 2020
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2020 Election

A battle between one liar and one idiot.
One reason why there may be a low turnout in the 2020 Election is the fact that both candidates are retarded.
by TheBagelPeople October 18, 2020
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.io games

A type of European, Minimalistic games that are addictive as fuck. Most are browser and flash games, and are the savior of kids at school and at home. Basically a drug.
I just spent 2 hours playing .io games, it's better than porn!
by TheBagelPeople July 13, 2020
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Hong Kong Police

The police force of Hong Kong. They are, by the loosest definition, a civil service. Among many things, they are known for:

- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape

They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.
Fuck Carrie Lam and the Hong Kong Police. They both deserve punishment beyond their worst dreams.
by TheBagelPeople September 7, 2020
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Walmart Standoff

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates
Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.
by TheBagelPeople June 20, 2020
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Hawk

A large bird of the family acciptitridae, characterized by extremely powerful talons, a sharp beak, and long yet rounded wings. Across North America, the Red Tailed Hawk is the most commonly seen. Most hawks can be seen soaring above forests, highways, or open fields. They can also be seen perched atop telephone wires. Their diet consists of small squirrels, snakes, and invasive species of birds.
I saw a hawk today in a tree.
by TheBagelPeople June 21, 2020
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Politicians

If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.

While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.
Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.
by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020
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