.io games

A type of European, Minimalistic games that are addictive as fuck. Most are browser and flash games, and are the savior of kids at school and at home. Basically a drug.
I just spent 2 hours playing .io games, it's better than porn!
by TheBagelPeople July 13, 2020
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Politicians

If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.

While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.
Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.
by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020
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Walmart Standoff

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates
Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.
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Heron

Unlike the other definitions, A heron is a bird in the family Aeridae. They are characterized by huge size, long neck, and a extremely sharp bill. White herons are also called Egrets. Herons are often seen in swamps, rivers, ponds, and lakes, but ironically not near the shore. Herons fly with slow wing beats and necks tucked in. Herons eat mostly fish, but sometimes may consume lizards or sewer rats when in populated areas.
I saw a heron at the park today, It looked cool.
by TheBagelPeople June 21, 2020
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ACAB

All Croissants are Brown
ACAB! No Yellow Croissants are allowed!
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Hawk

A large bird of the family acciptitridae, characterized by extremely powerful talons, a sharp beak, and long yet rounded wings. Across North America, the Red Tailed Hawk is the most commonly seen. Most hawks can be seen soaring above forests, highways, or open fields. They can also be seen perched atop telephone wires. Their diet consists of small squirrels, snakes, and invasive species of birds.
I saw a hawk today in a tree.
by TheBagelPeople June 21, 2020
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2020 Election

A battle between one liar and one idiot.
One reason why there may be a low turnout in the 2020 Election is the fact that both candidates are retarded.
by TheBagelPeople October 18, 2020
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