"Last night was awesome I got my three hole goal and it wasn't even my birthday!"
"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"
"Your sister gave up the 3HG"
"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"
"Your sister gave up the 3HG"
by Steven H Mills December 21, 2009
The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.
Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick
by Kim Maxwell March 6, 2018
(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.
Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"
Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"
Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"
by david lincoln brooks July 11, 2008
by Mark_Mark December 17, 2007
Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.
When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.
When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.
"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021
by stysan August 9, 2022
Wisdom worth adhering to; words to live by.
"Any hole is the goal" is not a sentiment to be taken lightly . You must truly believe that, in fact, any hole is the goal - no matter how large or small, how deep or shallow. You must have full faith in that whatever the hole may be, it is considered your desired end result, or goal.
This can apply to many situations one may encounter in his or her life journey, including but not limited to anything from a game of golf, to endeavors under the sheets. Using this phrase signifies that the speaker does not discriminate which hole they prefer.
Also used as an excalamation when one is about to accomplish something courageous that involves a hole, similar to the popular interjection, "Geronimo!".
Disclaimer: Please remember that partaking in this lifestyle could be potentially dangerous; but never lose faith.
Always remember, in any event, to enter and exit holes with caution and confidence.
"Any hole is the goal" is not a sentiment to be taken lightly . You must truly believe that, in fact, any hole is the goal - no matter how large or small, how deep or shallow. You must have full faith in that whatever the hole may be, it is considered your desired end result, or goal.
This can apply to many situations one may encounter in his or her life journey, including but not limited to anything from a game of golf, to endeavors under the sheets. Using this phrase signifies that the speaker does not discriminate which hole they prefer.
Also used as an excalamation when one is about to accomplish something courageous that involves a hole, similar to the popular interjection, "Geronimo!".
Disclaimer: Please remember that partaking in this lifestyle could be potentially dangerous; but never lose faith.
Always remember, in any event, to enter and exit holes with caution and confidence.
by Toblerones April 13, 2021
1.Something a guy might say when he is desperate. It means that he would be happy to fuck,
A. Any of a girls holes (mouth, vagina, anus, stoma-as referenced in some memes) even if he can't get the hole he wants.
B. Any girl even if she's ugly, or sometimes a guy.
2. A guy is so horny that he would fuck anything with a hole for sexual pleasure.
A. Any of a girls holes (mouth, vagina, anus, stoma-as referenced in some memes) even if he can't get the hole he wants.
B. Any girl even if she's ugly, or sometimes a guy.
2. A guy is so horny that he would fuck anything with a hole for sexual pleasure.
1A. Guy#1- "My girlfriend will only do oral because she wants to stay a virgin"
Guy#2- "Hey man, any hole is a goal"
1B. Guy#1- "Would you tap that old lady over there"
Guy#2- "Sure, any hole is a goal"
FAMOUS QUOTE
RuPaul's Drag Race-Season 10-Snatch Game
RuPaul- "So close but not a match I'm afraid"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Aw, any hole is a goal"
RuPaul- "What did you say!"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Any hole, is a goal"-*winks and points to RuPaul*
RuPaul- "Oh" *laughs*
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "My mother used to tell me that when I was little"
*Everyone laughs*
Guy#2- "Hey man, any hole is a goal"
1B. Guy#1- "Would you tap that old lady over there"
Guy#2- "Sure, any hole is a goal"
FAMOUS QUOTE
RuPaul's Drag Race-Season 10-Snatch Game
RuPaul- "So close but not a match I'm afraid"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Aw, any hole is a goal"
RuPaul- "What did you say!"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Any hole, is a goal"-*winks and points to RuPaul*
RuPaul- "Oh" *laughs*
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "My mother used to tell me that when I was little"
*Everyone laughs*
by RPDR definitions July 1, 2018