Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019

Three Hole Goal

The act of pursuing penetration in all three orifices of a woman in one sexual session.

"Last night was awesome I got my three hole goal and it wasn't even my birthday!"

"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"

"Your sister gave up the 3HG"

by Steven H Mills December 20, 2009

Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.

Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

by Kim Maxwell March 6, 2018

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 23, 2023

Any Hole Is The Goal

Wisdom worth adhering to; words to live by.

"Any hole is the goal" is not a sentiment to be taken lightly . You must truly believe that, in fact, any hole is the goal - no matter how large or small, how deep or shallow. You must have full faith in that whatever the hole may be, it is considered your desired end result, or goal.

This can apply to many situations one may encounter in his or her life journey, including but not limited to anything from a game of golf, to endeavors under the sheets. Using this phrase signifies that the speaker does not discriminate which hole they prefer.

Also used as an excalamation when one is about to accomplish something courageous that involves a hole, similar to the popular interjection, "Geronimo!".

Disclaimer: Please remember that partaking in this lifestyle could be potentially dangerous; but never lose faith.

Always remember, in any event, to enter and exit holes with caution and confidence.

Jasmine: "That hole is not the goal"

Aidan: "Nonono but any hole is the goal!"

*Jumps into a hole*

by Toblerones April 13, 2021

if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it

"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"

by hsdd January 11, 2009

Any hole is a goal

1.Something a guy might say when he is desperate. It means that he would be happy to fuck,
A. Any of a girls holes (mouth, vagina, anus, stoma-as referenced in some memes) even if he can't get the hole he wants.
B. Any girl even if she's ugly, or sometimes a guy.
2. A guy is so horny that he would fuck anything with a hole for sexual pleasure.

1A. Guy#1- "My girlfriend will only do oral because she wants to stay a virgin"
Guy#2- "Hey man, any hole is a goal"
1B. Guy#1- "Would you tap that old lady over there"
Guy#2- "Sure, any hole is a goal"

FAMOUS QUOTE
RuPaul's Drag Race-Season 10-Snatch Game
RuPaul- "So close but not a match I'm afraid"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Aw, any hole is a goal"
RuPaul- "What did you say!"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Any hole, is a goal"-*winks and points to RuPaul*
RuPaul- "Oh" *laughs*
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "My mother used to tell me that when I was little"
*Everyone laughs*

by RPDR definitions June 30, 2018