Hislam

The urban practice of a hood/jail form of ISLAM to promote a negative lifestyle.

Yo, that's that 'hislam' they be following.

by Oh. Lalu March 20, 2019

Hisyam

Hisyam the name of a noble leader in life.He is usually decribed as arrogant,hotheaded and annoying but he was truly a gem to those who loves him wholeheartedly.He is a loyal and caring partner though often make life of the partner miserable.But when he is missing,world often miss him like crazy.

I really need some kind of hisyam roght now to get my life fixed

by FlyingBalloon December 30, 2017

hisla

Saying hi to your friend Isla.

Isla: Hi guys
Group: Hisla

by Treeclubchat May 10, 2021

Haslam

An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.

'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)

by Dellumn February 4, 2013

Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

Hisham

A fine handsome Man with a thunder cock that will make any girl love him and watch out for the Hisham eye it can attach any girl he like in a matter of seconds

Ashley’s girlfriend : is that Hisham
Ashley : ya he’s my best friend he’s cool

Ashley’s girlfriend : am dumping u ( she runs off and starts making out with Hisham )

by Cool broooo February 4, 2018

The Haslam Shake

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."

by DamianaSola February 11, 2014