1 definition by Dellumn
An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.
'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)
by Dellumn February 4, 2013