An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.
'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)
by Dellumn February 4, 2013
Get the Haslam mug.A Phrase Used as a compliment or to congratulate someone. Also commenly mistaken for member of islamic faith, whereas originating in greater manchester. Term created by Rob Haslam
by rklane January 19, 2009
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by Another guy on the Internet September 1, 2020
Get the Haslam mug.{Haz-luhm} noun: a person of wealth, affluence, or social status who repeatedly makes poor decisions or mistakes involving a franchise in the spirit of sports and competition.
Verb: the function of making a sports franchise uncompetitve and disdained through consistently poor decisions by a person or persons of wealth, affluence, or social status.
Verb: the function of making a sports franchise uncompetitve and disdained through consistently poor decisions by a person or persons of wealth, affluence, or social status.
Noun example: Did you see ownership is trading our best player? What a Haslam.
Verb example: Wow, we really Haslamed this offseason now that Myles Garrett was traded.
Verb example: Wow, we really Haslamed this offseason now that Myles Garrett was traded.
by Anonymous Browns Fan February 3, 2025
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by Roberto_Shenanigans February 6, 2025
Get the Haslam mug.When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake
by DamianaSola February 11, 2014
Get the The Haslam Shake mug.Guy 1: Im so proud of myself... I had a threesome with the two hottest girls in our school last night.
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!
Guy 2: Settle down there Michael Haslam!
by Jonas Timothy Gamao October 15, 2011
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