When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.

Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO

Highly Educated by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021

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Hily

Hily is an online dating application. Named as an acronym for "Hey, I Like You", the app is designed to recommend potential matches by analyzing users' backgrounds, interests, and app activity.

We've met on Hily

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Higlet

The result of cross breeding between a Hamster and a Piglet. Higlets are known to be mentally retarded, have no co-ordination and little, if any, dignity. Higlets are angry creatures by nature and often prey on young oriental children.

Maaaaan! That Higlet just got smashed by that taxi!!

Higlet by Ernlar June 18, 2011

dick hilly

Looking dumb, salty or regret for being in a situation

(Lor scoota) *cholly was there when i left a nigga dick hilly*

(Lor scoota) *cholly was there when i left a nigga dick hilly

If i walk to the store im gonna be dick hilly if they're closed

dick hilly by bmorecitybitch September 12, 2016

Hilly-billy-villy

An undesirable location (city, suburb, neighborhood, shopping center, restaurant, club, bar etc...) usually associated with "Hillbillys", low rent people or things, skanks, or ill-mannered humans and their dwellings...

Collin: "Mom- just had a great job offer from a firm in Joliet, Illinois....great salary and good benifits too. I might consider relocating there from Manhattan.
Collins Mom: "Have you lost your mind?! You have a good job in New York, and you want to throw it all away to live in Joliet, Ill. which is basically known for Joliet state penetentiay, bikers, and cornfields! That place is gross, its positively HILLY-BILLY-VILLY!

Hilly-billy-villy by Carlye Samatas February 4, 2010

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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