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A person who's physical composition of the ass or butt consists of primarily fat.
John Higginbottom : My ass has gotten more higgly and wiggly over this summer, wanna touch it?
His Mom : Fuck no, you fatass, I ain't gonna fuck with your ass. Go fuck with someone else wit your higgly ass.
higgly by Gayed Orcleaus February 14, 2008
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A very ugly or "messed up" face. Usually consisting of many zits, blackheads, or possibly a double chin.
Albert: Hey John, how's it going?
John: Good, although i met Carmen for lunch after not seeing her for about a year, and that bitch got a higgly.
Albert: Darn.
Higgly by D Masta D May 31, 2007

Higgly piggly 

Adj. When things are out of order, chaotic, and in disarray.
When she opened the door to the dressing room, everything was higgly piggly and she was distraught over the state of it all.
Higgly piggly by Jojolanda May 15, 2018

Higgly juggly 

The art of juggling dildos.

Or

Juggling random sex toys.
Higgly juggly by Tangi H. April 23, 2008

Highly Educated 

When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.
Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO

Higgler Munch 

A sacred meal derived from the Australian aboriginals back in 792AD. Legend says a man still cooks these munches in Bobs Castle and can be spotted on his bike darting down portrane road
Is that a fish pie and berry stew? That’s a Higgler munch bro
Higgler Munch by higgler January 6, 2023