HeadLit 

A person ejaculating a indecipherable amount of cum on ones head and face making them physically blind for a good ten minutes.
Usually occurs after long and intense foreplay

"Oi mate, How was it on the date? did you guys do anything speciall?"
"brother... i gave her a Headlit... By accident i gotta say! now she has to wear glasses for a week but she said it was okay so thats fine!

HeadLit by Galen burgar pojke January 11, 2024

Headlight Wax

Seminal fluid that is ejaculated onto a woman's breasts, or "headlights", and subsequently buffed into her skin with either a random orbital buffer (usually battery powered) or one's own hands.

I came around the corner to see my boy Matt get sprayed with some headlight wax all over his bitch-tits. Man that shit was not what I wanted to see on Cinco-de-Mayo.

Headlight Wax by OG-FireDave August 30, 2022

headlights 

seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt

her headlights were shining through her shirt

headlights by handle August 14, 2003

Deer in headlights 

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.

Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.

Deer in headlights by Erelgey June 28, 2008

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

headlights on by tradesman March 31, 2003

Headline reader 

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015

headlight fluid 

something that you send a newbie to go get when you don't want them around or are initiating them, ususally into a club or group.

"hey rookie, go get some headlight fluid and elbow grease at the store"

headlight fluid by laidbackguy December 28, 2005