tradesman's definitions

anti-american

To be against America or Americans.

I think the definition sums it up.

by tradesman August 12, 2003

Bondage

The practice of being restrained for sexual gratification.

Bondage only sounds kinky the first time.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

dingleberry

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

MoPar

A subdivision of Chrysler. Short for Motor Parts.

Actually, it stands for:
Massively Over Powered And Respected.

by tradesman July 23, 2003

human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 1, 2003

drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Mustang

While a lot can be said against it, I'll take a Mustang over a Camaro any day. Mostly because a lot more can be said against the Camaro.

My favorite Mustang is the '67 G.T. 350.

by tradesman July 11, 2003