tradesman's definitions

442

A performance option for Olds Cutlasses. It originally stood for: 400 cu. in. engine, 4-bbl. carb, dual exhaust.

"That '71 442 can really fly!"

by tradesman April 1, 2003

school of hard knocks

Life itself; knowledge (and wisdom) gained by working for it, and not necessarily from a book.

You can learn more common sense from the school of hard knocks, than from most any university.

by tradesman June 15, 2004

gun control

1. An isidious plan by some who feel that the gun is to blame for crimes commited by the criminal as a basis to take away firearms from law-abiding citizens.

2. Hitting what you're aiming at.

3. To use both hands while firing.

Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Le Monde

A leftist French periodical that is undeniably hysterical in it's anti-American tirades. On the same level as the Nation Enquirer here in the States.

Le Monde is a joke.

by tradesman November 26, 2003

ninjaburger.com

A very funny site. Try it out!

Ninjaburger.com is a way of life.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

dingleberry

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Bondage

The practice of being restrained for sexual gratification.

Bondage only sounds kinky the first time.

by tradesman July 11, 2003