Head to Head 

To finger someone with the baby they just gave birth to.

Oh, it's a boy! Dude, I said to head to heads!

Head to Head by Nardo Polo March 23, 2007

Going Head to Head

The most accurate way of deciding who has the largest penis. This act requires both participants to remove their trousers and undergarments, acquire an erection and compare penis sizes. Note that while no measuring is needed, both participants must reach an agreement as to which of them has the larger penis in order to end the process.

After fifteen minutes of arguing over who had the bigger penis, Dave and Adam finally decided that Going Head to Head was the best way to solve their dilemma.

Going Head to Head by Raoul fucking Duke October 21, 2011

head to the motherfucking desk 

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

head to the motherfucking desk by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

tooth to head ratio 

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.

I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

tooth to head ratio by scow buba March 22, 2009

Head to toe straight greased dipped in buttah 

you got some fly ass clothes i wanna holla at.

oh dayum son you be head to toe straight greased dipped in that buttah.

Head to toe straight greased dipped in buttah by Ira and Ben August 27, 2003

Head to Dick Ratio

Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head

4'10" : Kinda tall/Average

6' : Really Fucking Tall

Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average

Head to Dick Ratio by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 9, 2019

Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) 

When you wake up and randomly headbutt your wall

I got such a wicked erection from watching some fine hentai and passed out. When I woke up there was cum dripping down my hands and then all the sudden I put my head through the fucking wall! That's when I found out I had Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) after taking my head out of the wall.

Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) by YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO September 18, 2019