Head to Head
Head to Head by Nardo Polo March 23, 2007
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Going Head to Head
The most accurate way of deciding who has the largest penis. This act requires both participants to remove their trousers and undergarments, acquire an erection and compare penis sizes. Note that while no measuring is needed, both participants must reach an agreement as to which of them has the larger penis in order to end the process.
After fifteen minutes of arguing over who had the bigger penis, Dave and Adam finally decided that Going Head to Head was the best way to solve their dilemma.
Going Head to Head by Raoul fucking Duke October 21, 2011
head to the motherfucking desk
1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.
2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
head to the motherfucking desk by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010
tooth to head ratio
In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.
tooth to head ratio by scow buba March 22, 2009
Head to toe straight greased dipped in buttah
Head to toe straight greased dipped in buttah by Ira and Ben August 27, 2003
Head to Dick Ratio
Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
Head to Dick Ratio by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 9, 2019
Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS)
I got such a wicked erection from watching some fine hentai and passed out. When I woke up there was cum dripping down my hands and then all the sudden I put my head through the fucking wall! That's when I found out I had Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) after taking my head out of the wall.
Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) by YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO September 18, 2019
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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