Hanzu 

The state of being a near perfect specimen of a male. His prime excellence is simply unparalleled. He embodies the pinnacle of masculinity. He exudes an aura of sophistication. He is the epitome of an alpha male. He is the most gorgeous, his personality is enviable, and his character leaves nothing to be desired and make him the object of admiration.

Just a mere look into his direction renders one helplessly enthralled by his sheer beauty inspiring an absolute unbridled admiration from the most fortunate looker. Such beauty transcends beyond the norm of what is usually perceived by us.
All men aspire to be like him, and all women aspire to be with him, but NONE can be like him, and NONE is worthy of being with him.

Girl 1: I met a guy last night, and I think I'm in love

Girl 2: OMW. You can't just fall in love after one meeting. You first have to get to know him and ...

Girl 1: But he's a Hanzu...

Girl 2: MARRY HIM

Hanzu by MZH's ummi August 8, 2025

Hanouf 

A name of a beautiful girl who likes memes and vines.

Her jokes are so funny, and her voice? It’s A GOD DAMN BOPPP! she is so nice you think she’s a bot.

Person, “Hey Hanouf!! When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is??”

Hanouf, “wAlk awAAAaaaAYYYYyyyyYyy.”

Hanouf by HandlesTheTruth September 28, 2018

Yuzuru Hanyu 

Japanese, born 7 Dec 1994. Double Olympic Gold Medalist in the men's figure skating division, broken 19 world records, first male skater to achieve the Super Slam, winning all the major competitions, greatest figure skater of all time.

He's charismatic, handsome, smart, talented, respectful, elegant and graceful in figure skating and also everything in his life. Needs 8 bodyguards to keep hyped fans and journalists from his distance.

Carries a Winnie the pooh tissue box everywhere. Audiences roar and scream when he takes off his jacket. Winnie the Pooh plushies fly and screams intensify everytime after he skates.

1. We are rooting for Hanyu's third Olympic gold medal in Beijing 2022.
2. Yuzuru Hanyu is so hot he can melt the ice.

Yuzuru Hanyu by Freid chciken October 25, 2020

Hanauso Disease 

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.

Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.

Hanauso Disease by jayquan. July 2, 2021

Yuzuru Hanyu 

invented figure skating. part time winnie the pooh hunter, can often be found in canadian forests looking for his friend. certified as the best looking athlete in the world by me, and certified as the best looking goat, also by me.

Yuzuru Hanyu is the two time olympic champion and two time world champion. There's no one quite like him.

Yuzuru Hanyu by maybees August 27, 2021

Hanukwanzmas 

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".

Have a happy Hanukwanzmas

Hanukwanzmas by blind_assassin December 27, 2006

haneul 

cute bb with a huge heart. they know all the video memes in the book. They have a big heart and everyone gets drawn to them quickly.

"ah i miss haneul!"
"They're probably at home at netflix"

haneul by taraurfave May 12, 2018