blind_assassin's definitions

quincying

A form of game trolling in which someone attracts lonely men with an attractive female avatar (AFA). After gathering a dance party one then hints at what is to come and then switches as quickly as possible to a hideously disfigured monstrosity of an avatar (a quincy) to instantaneously repel everyone in the vicinity.

Said process above is the only known method of making "Home" entertaining.

Google "Joystiq + quincying" to get a video demonstration.

by blind_assassin December 20, 2008

Miles Edgeworth

The greatest fictional prosecutor since Jack McCoy. Dresses like a pimp and and wins every case not involving Phoenix Wright. The entire police department has a crush on him, especially the men.

Miles Edgeworth: D-do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire among the female masses...?

by blind_assassin January 1, 2008

happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.

happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy

by blind_assassin January 4, 2007

Hanukwanzmas

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".

Have a happy Hanukwanzmas

by blind_assassin December 27, 2006

penny

the most uselessly annoying piece of currency in existence. Their primary use is to throw at people when you're bored.

The penny is so god damn useless. Every country should get rid of them like austrailia did.

by Blind_assassin October 20, 2005

depression

The worst possible emotion you can feel. Makes you feel like theres no reason to do anything, and if its really bad, no reason to live. Can be very hard to overcome or sometimes just passes randomly.

Depression is a fucking bitch and i curse my humanity for being able to feel it.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

frisbee golf

Also known as frolf. Its golf with a frisbee.

I have no dea how to play frisbee golf or frolf.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005