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Hanukwanzmas 

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".
Have a happy Hanukwanzmas
Hanukwanzmas by blind_assassin December 27, 2006
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Chanukwanzmasolstadan 

The all-inclusive winter holiday greeting, addressing Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Solstice and Ramadan all in one convenient word. Created to avoid any War-On-Christmas discussions when making any holiday greetings that are not specific to Christmas. See also:
Happy Chanukwansmasolstadan, my multi-ethnic friends!

I didn't want my Republican friends to bitch that i was killing Santa and Jesus when I said Happy Holidays, so I went around saying "Happy Chanukwanzmasolstadan" to everyone I met just to cover my bases.
Chanukwanzmasolstadan by xxxmas December 28, 2011

HanuKwanzaSolStmas 

Conglomeration of the December holidays, meant to cover all possible options the recipient might celebrate.
Merry HanuKwanzaSolStmas, for whichever holiday you may wish to celebrate, or none at all!
HanuKwanzaSolStmas by brighthawk December 28, 2011

MERPY HANUWANMAS 

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.
MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!
MERPY HANUWANMAS by Smkiller December 24, 2008

hannukwanzmas 

A generic, politically correct holiday observed primarily by government and civil employees in the United States, usually during the month of December, and designed to replace all cultural and religious observations with one secular event compliant with Supreme Court rulings under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
DMV Bureaucrat: "Have a jolly hannukwanzmas!"

Loser: "Fuckin A, man! It was Mother's Day when I first got in line!"
hannukwanzmas by yule_log December 19, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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