Hanukwanzmas

Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".

Have a happy Hanukwanzmas

by blind_assassin December 27, 2006

Chanukwanzmasolstadan

The all-inclusive winter holiday greeting, addressing Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Solstice and Ramadan all in one convenient word. Created to avoid any War-On-Christmas discussions when making any holiday greetings that are not specific to Christmas. See also:

Happy Chanukwansmasolstadan, my multi-ethnic friends!

I didn't want my Republican friends to bitch that i was killing Santa and Jesus when I said Happy Holidays, so I went around saying "Happy Chanukwanzmasolstadan" to everyone I met just to cover my bases.

by xxxmas December 28, 2011

HanuKwanzaSolStmas

Conglomeration of the December holidays, meant to cover all possible options the recipient might celebrate.

Merry HanuKwanzaSolStmas, for whichever holiday you may wish to celebrate, or none at all!

by brighthawk December 28, 2011

MERPY HANUWANMAS

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.

MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!

by Smkiller December 24, 2008

hannukwanzmas

A generic, politically correct holiday observed primarily by government and civil employees in the United States, usually during the month of December, and designed to replace all cultural and religious observations with one secular event compliant with Supreme Court rulings under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

DMV Bureaucrat: "Have a jolly hannukwanzmas!"

Loser: "Fuckin A, man! It was Mother's Day when I first got in line!"

by yule_log December 19, 2010