transid

transid, or transidentity is a term for people who think they can change everything about themselves under the excuse that it's akin to being transgender.

some examples of transids are: transgender, transracial, transspecies, transage, transabled (and so on so forth)

some, if not all transids, are just poor excuses to fetishise or belittle groups of people, and to take the spotlight away from them.

and to all you transids in the crowd, dream big, but just remember that you'll never be it.
you can't expect others to play in to your weird fantasy or kink or whatever reason you decide to be transid.
"my name is michael! i'm transid, which means my identity is different to that which was assigned to me at birth."
"as a transgender person, we do not claim transids."
"transids are valid!"
by jayquan. April 22, 2023
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I'm not akinator

a phrase which originated on tiktok, which references when a tiktok video references something so abstract that it would be impossible for the majority to actually understand what theyโ€™re referring to.
guy 1: did yโ€™all see the video where ๐Ÿ’€
guy 2: bro i'm not akinator
by jayquan. August 11, 2022
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fukov

like โ€˜fuck offโ€™ except better
Guy 1: fukov
Guy 2: no u fukovv
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wow. just wow.

imagine being so bored that you think you can get away with typing the japanese equivalent of โ€œqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmโ€

you can obtain this by going downwards in columns from right to left.
Guy 1: ใ‚ใ„ใ†ใˆใŠใ‹ใใใ‘ใ“ใ•ใ—ใ™ใ›ใใŸใกใคใฆใจใชใซใฌใญใฎใฏใฒใตใธใปใพใฟใ‚€ใ‚ใ‚‚ใ‚„ใ‚†ใ‚ˆใ‚‰ใ‚Šใ‚‹ใ‚Œใ‚ใ‚ใ‚’ใ‚“
Guy 2: tf
by jayquan. February 23, 2021
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week 7

the FNF week where tankman tries to beat boyfriend to a pulp until pico comes in and shoots the shit out of the other tankmen
me: week 7 is best week
you: no its not
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COVID-17

HOLY SHIT I HAVE COVID-17!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1
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mush

a stupid app for stupid ass mums

they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves

lazy ass hags
me: mumโ€ฆwhy do you have an app called โ€˜mushโ€™ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
by jayquan. May 01, 2021
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