Jianous Hangus is a rare exotic bird found in Central America, they scream as to protect their young and territory.
The Jianous Hangus eats a diet of 9mm Pistol Rounds and regurgitates it to their young also known as "Potters."
A flock of Jianous Hangus is called a n*gga gang, the leader of which is called a "Tomas." The Tomas often kill young Potters and digest them.

Jianous Hangus use a form of Mitosis by performing rituals, these rituals often require a pee sacrifice, often reserved for a different species known as "Atlas." Atlas' are prey of the Jianous Hangus and are often used in trading from the species.

Jianous Hangus have multiple sub-species, these include Jianous Milos Hangus, JQuerus Thicsaurus Hangus and David

Is that a Jianous Hangus? Those are super rare, better take a photo before I get spotted.

Jianous Hangus by godhasturnedandleftmehere April 17, 2020

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Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.

Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.

Hanauso Disease by jayquan. July 2, 2021

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Karl Hungus

Key character in the movie, The Big Lebowski. A German porn star who came to fix the cable.

Karl Hungus has a big dick and he came to fix the cable. See Big Lebowski.

Karl Hungus by Jerome Jenkins May 22, 2006

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hollywood hangup

When you hang up the phone without indication. Typical people will give some indication the conversation is over, "see you later," good bye," "talk to you soon," etc. But as Hollywood movies have taught us, this is not necessary. When you are finished with what you have to say, hang up.

-"Did you get the memo I sent you, Rob?"
-"Yes, but I will read it later."

(click.)

hollywood hangup by blueck November 24, 2005

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