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dirty hambaga
dirty hambaga by himenameisoej April 8, 2011
hambagel
1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.
2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."
hammacher schlemmer
A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
Hammaconda Effect
When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.
Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.
Hammaconda Effect by Zstreich April 3, 2013
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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