Hammag 

someone that likes alot of Hamburgers

Man I am a Hammag.
Are u a Hammag?

Hammag by NOONBALL March 13, 2023

Hammah 

Used in Hawaii to describe how fckn awesome someone is...or u can call yourself a hammah. The fckn maaan! Cool, “can hando” everyone wants to be like em! They’re just awesome. Nevah Skeeeed Be a hammah!

Brah dat fakahs one hammah!!
“What cannot hando?” Brah no worries dis hammah can hando

Hammah by Whatfakah November 10, 2019

dirty hambaga 

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga

look at that clown he is a dirty hambaga.

dirty hambaga by himenameisoej April 8, 2011

hambagel 

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

hambagel by JCSpags October 11, 2010

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Hammad 

A Man Who Praise God

Hammad is the Best

Hammad by red headed orangutan November 5, 2018

Hammaconda Effect 

When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.

Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.

Hammaconda Effect by Zstreich April 3, 2013