Hammage

When going HAM, hard as a mother fucker, has occured at a high level.

The morning after the party, the hammage from last night could be seen every where.

Hammage by Tyler Tex June 17, 2012

Hammage

The fat on you back.

Ewww girl look at all that Hammage showing with that dress on.

Hammage by BEBE1981 June 7, 2017

hambagel 

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

hambagel by JCSpags October 11, 2010

hemmage 

Feeling of wanting to throw a lamp;

Condiment, or a type of lettuce or cabbage

"If you don't shut up I'm going to have a hemmage, OR, Would you like more hemmage on your sammich, sir?

hemmage by Thank you, Big Ben. December 26, 2010

Harmagedon 

Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

Larger than EPIC.

This movie is EPIC, nay its HARMAGEDON

Harmagedon by Alileus May 16, 2011

harmageddon 

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.

harmageddon by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

hommage 

n. a word used in the entertainment industry to mean a respectful reference or tribute to someone or something else in the industry; for example, a remake film might make an hommage to the original.

The word is pronounced "oe-MAZH". Originally the word was one and the same as homage (pronounced "OM-ij" or "HOM-ij"), but filmmakers started thinking this word ("homage") was borrowed from French (which it is not), and wanted to sound sophisticated or more accurate, so they started pronouncing it as though it were French. When the people tasked with writing things down realized you couldn't spell the sound "oe-MAZH" as "homage", they wisely decided to use the French version of the word ("hommage"), and thus filmmakers avoided scathing ridicule for not knowing how to pronounce an honest English word.

Lady Gaga makes an hommage to Alfred Hitchcock in her song "Bad Romance" by saying, "I want your psycho, your vertigo schtick—want you in my rear window, baby you're sick."

hommage by spadlunk May 1, 2010