1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available
resources; A precarious situation.
2. noun--A statement that is
hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb--to screw something up because of
incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned
to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.
2) Ben: "
I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The
Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."