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hambagel
1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.
2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."
harmageddon
n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.
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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.
harmageddon by gnostic3 December 27, 2014
hommage
n. a word used in the entertainment industry to mean a respectful reference or tribute to someone or something else in the industry; for example, a remake film might make an hommage to the original.
The word is pronounced "oe-MAZH". Originally the word was one and the same as homage (pronounced "OM-ij" or "HOM-ij"), but filmmakers started thinking this word ("homage") was borrowed from French (which it is not), and wanted to sound sophisticated or more accurate, so they started pronouncing it as though it were French. When the people tasked with writing things down realized you couldn't spell the sound "oe-MAZH" as "homage", they wisely decided to use the French version of the word ("hommage"), and thus filmmakers avoided scathing ridicule for not knowing how to pronounce an honest English word.
The word is pronounced "oe-MAZH". Originally the word was one and the same as homage (pronounced "OM-ij" or "HOM-ij"), but filmmakers started thinking this word ("homage") was borrowed from French (which it is not), and wanted to sound sophisticated or more accurate, so they started pronouncing it as though it were French. When the people tasked with writing things down realized you couldn't spell the sound "oe-MAZH" as "homage", they wisely decided to use the French version of the word ("hommage"), and thus filmmakers avoided scathing ridicule for not knowing how to pronounce an honest English word.