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A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.
There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.
Hairyet by shinebox March 15, 2003

hairyarmpits32 

The dude on Roblox that goes around harassing emo girls and boys because they are stupid.
Robux hairyarmpits32
hairyarmpits32 by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020
A toupe or wig.
"Hey Alex!, look at that guy's hairhat!" said Todd. "Does he think he's fooling anyone?"
Hairhat by CaptJTKirk May 31, 2009
Strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.
Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hairhat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,
hairhat by OldRounder February 23, 2021
A hat that has a wig attached to it.
We wondered if she were wearing her hairhat because it was stylish or because she was bald.
hairhat by Luther Blissettt April 28, 2006

Hairyareola

Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.
"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."
Hairyareola by JIM BLUE August 20, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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