Hairyet 

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

Hairyet by shinebox March 15, 2003

hairmet 

A helmet (like a bicycle helmet) that has an increased height in order preserve the hairdoo of the wearer.

"Actually its not a helmet, its a hairmet. It's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdoo."

hairmet by Adrian E May 17, 2006

HairMetalAddict 

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.

HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

HairMetalAddict by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009

hairnet 

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

hairnet by gjordanov August 21, 2012

Hairlets 

Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.

Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.

hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."

Hairlets by assfartfuckfacedickbutboobhole April 9, 2019

hairmet 

A helmet with extra room built in so as to not mess up ones hair do.

I always wear my hairmet when i go cycling, keeps me safe and my hair looking good.

hairmet by .:kev:. May 18, 2006

Hairetic 

1- someone who rejects the conformity of being clean shaven or having hair on their face depending on context being used
2-non-conformist regarding hair

Joe decided to become a hairetic when he realized that the beard wasn't for him.

Hairetic by Kara Boutitboutit March 5, 2009