Wearing your baseball hat backwards means your ready to perform oral sex immediately (don't have to waste time to turn the bill out of the way).
"Girls with backwards hats are ready to do a Bill Clinton
"Monica caught the eye of Bill Clinton cause she was wearing her backwards hat."
Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.
"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."