by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003
a verge is an aweful old guy, who loves to "touch" teenage girls in inappropriate places. its not very commen that a verge gets caught doing so. a verge also makes female students go into his office for a talk, and makes them pleasure him in exchange for the money a verge makes selling snacks. when you see a verge walking down a hallway, you might want to walk the opposite way, very quickly before he sees you, and comes up behind you and gropes your hips. a verge is also i huge pot-head, who likes to keep bowls inside his truck. just remember, that if you see one of these so called "verges" look down, and don't make eye contact, and you SHOULD be fine.
by lalalaloser April 17, 2008
Ugh why won't my computer work? I'm so verged right now.
by Lintowl April 02, 2020
Guy 1: hey, I've seen a video on The Verge about how to build a computer!
Guy 2: That video is full of bullshit.
Guy 2: That video is full of bullshit.
by nofontnl December 24, 2018
“Am I virgin? Nah im on the verge of losing it though....He ate me out and sucked on my titties, next time, Hopefully, He goes inside of me.”
by D-Maul August 08, 2018
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