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A box of mangoes, frozen in 4 degree Celsius for a month.

That dude is eating a hairyas

hairyas by A_Person_Amoeba March 30, 2022

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Hairgasm

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!

Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!

Hairgasm by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

hairgasm

What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.

*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*

hairgasm by tabbatsoli December 13, 2005

hairyarmpits32

The dude on Roblox that goes around harassing emo girls and boys because they are stupid.

Robux hairyarmpits32

hairyarmpits32 by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020

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hairgasm

when you are touching someone's hair and they writhe with ecstacty almost sexual.

as i comb through her hair, she moans as if she is having a hairgasm

hairgasm by bkfrogus August 7, 2012

Hairgasm

A euphoric state of "hair high" induced by an unusually pleasing coif.

Jess: "Oooooohhh! Loving my hair. Is it possible that I'm having a hairgasm?!"

Man: "That girl's hair is so sexy! It's giving me a hairgasm!"

Hairgasm by i0error January 15, 2014

hairgasm

Hairgasm is a U.S. registered trademark
No. 2,390,828 owned by Louise Marie Pidwerbecki for the mark HAIRGASM, in international class 3 for hair care products.

www.hairgasm.com

hairgasm by luckezz March 16, 2009

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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