hairgatory

hairgatory is when you've just had your hair cut and it looks a bit awkward on your head, and it just kind of sits there and you're not sure what to do with it. eventually you figure out that there's nothing you can do, and you just need to let it grow.

after getting a bad haircut, if you die and progress to the afterlife, or if you are the only survivor of the apocalypse, you then are entered into infinite hairgatory.

by glasghostvseverything November 11, 2011

HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

by Thief Ledger July 4, 2017

hairstory

It’s the story your hair tells the next day.

Based on hairstory, I had a good night.

by Nspace November 17, 2019