beef curtains

Jessica's enormous Labia

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

Hairyet

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

by shinebox March 15, 2003

dusty baker

After getting a slobby knob proceed to dip your hard cock into a bag of cocaine and then ram her in the dook.

I love giving that bitch the "Dusty Baker."

by shinebox May 10, 2003

leather cheerio

An anus, otherwise known as a baloon knot.

I like putting my man milk onto a leather cheerio.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

road soldiers

Beers consumed behind the wheel of a vehicle. Preferably a 16 oz. High Life behind the wheel of an '74 Vista Cruiser.

Stop at the Hindu-Hut to pick up some road soldiers.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

bagpiper

v. engaging in the act of intercourse with one's armpit

needless to say, i did not lend out the bagpiper during my entire trip to france

by shinebox April 05, 2003