Hagma 

the result of sadistic volcanoes searing the flesh of Pompeian citizens.

You could barely hear the laughter in the popping bubbles of the hagma over the screams of the sizzling Pompeians.

Hagma by dmang423 May 11, 2011

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Hagabadla 

The phrase uttered when speaking to an incredibly attractive human.

Hot Girl: "You can lift THAT much? Wow!"
Gym Dude: "Hagabadla"
Hot Girl: "...ok"

Hagabadla by helpmefindnemo5 February 27, 2015

Merle Haggard 

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.

That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.

Merle Haggard by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007

Hagapp 

A phrase similar to a war cry, often used to display dominance over an opponent during battle. The term was coined by Big Tex (RIP), a chess player on the YouTube channel Coffee Chess.

That's your move!? That's not a move! Whatcha think about this...hagapp!

Hagapp by SavedbyGod February 27, 2021

Yasuhiro Hagakure 

Himbo Weed man. We love him.

Yasuhiro Hagakure is great, in all honesty

Yasuhiro Hagakure by Shslmomotakinnie September 18, 2020

mad haggard

1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.

Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.

2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.

A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"

"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."

"George Bush is mad haggard."

J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."

mad haggard by Adamator November 10, 2008