HANUIT

Verb :HA-NEW-IT:

DEFINITION; When you know about something but dont talk about it because you dont know if others know untill they reveal that they know it as well.

CORY: "Hey... Josh got his his girl pergnant..."

DON: "HANUIT!!!!"

by doneliz December 9, 2010

hannitized

A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.

I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

handitrapped

When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.

I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.

by Williamsven February 24, 2009

sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

Hanitis A

An expression used when tree bark or debris enters your eyes and irritates your pupils; causing you to rub them. Hanitis A is mainly practised when climbing trees.

Person A *whilst shaking a branch*: uhhhh I just got Hanitis A
Person B: karma lmao

by taewithkookie April 14, 2022

Sean Hannity

A lowlife asshole that hosts a show on Faux News and spreads shit and propaganda for Vladimir Putin.

Sean Hannity is living proof that the mouth and the asshole are interchangeable.

by The Real Fat Bastard May 30, 2018

Hannity job

An 'interview' that is really designed to promote the person interviewed and present their opinion and experiences as the only reasonable ones. All other points of view are presented as irrational and/or evil.

Please don't make me watch Hannity again. I had to take a shower 3 times after seeing the last Hannity job he gave Sarah Palin.

by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011