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Originally NAAFA meant National Association Aiding Fat American and then a bunch of man hating fat feminists with raging yeast infections and obesity related health issues changed the meaning of NAAFA to, National Association Advancing Fat Acceptance. In 2008 Fat Bastardo or Bigger Fatter Blog and Bigger Fatter Politics changed the meaning of NAAFA to mean to the more accurate North American Association for Fat Asses.

Now honest, NAAFA unashamedly promotes sloth, greedy gluttony, disease and premature death all for the hedonistic pleasure of unhealthy food. The NAAFA motto is: Proud by Nature Fat By Choice

NAAFA's Mission Statement: This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority. OINK!
That awful garbage smell is not coming from a landfill, it coming from the NAAFA headquarters.
by The Real Fat Bastard April 24, 2018
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A lowlife asshole that hosts a show on Faux News and spreads shit and propaganda for Vladimir Putin.
Sean Hannity is living proof that the mouth and the asshole are interchangeable.
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A treasonous fact loathing small minded ignorant fat gutted immoral fake Christian hypocrite who supports Donald Trump and other Nazis.
Don't even bother trying to reason with that asshole, he's a Trumproid
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A glutton that is so fat that she is unable reach back to wipe her ass or perform other basic hygiene.
Members of NAAFA (North American Association Fat Asses) Found on NAAFA blogspot, Big Fat Blog and other fat acceptance organizations.

You had better get to the buffet before that landwhale does.

Those Wal-Mart scooters must be built like tanks because they can handle some really big landwhales.
by The Real Fat Bastard April 24, 2018
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