Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

by Azi F April 4, 2007

Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

Handitard

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009

Handitard

A cross between the words handicapped and retard. However each cancels the other out when said together ie. a gay queer. Is used to insult someone of low IQ or with a generic deformity. Also used to describe someone with a noticeable affliction.

(Robbie) 'Wots wrong with him?'
(Shrek) 'I dunno but hes walking like a handitard!'

by ismiseshrek December 28, 2007

handitard

someone who is retarted and handicapped. In other words a complete freak of nature fuck up.

that steve o is a handitard.

my sister shits herself that fucking handitard

by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007

Handitard

A physically handicapped retard

"Good god, you are such a fucking handitard!"
"Look at that guy over there... I think he's a handitard."

by madman1050 September 21, 2016