5 definitions by taewithkookie
Jiangitis is when you have the time to text an action mean whilst trying to do it. This is most often said when the action is something that does not last for a long time (i.e., a few seconds) because it is simply not practical for one to spend time texting instead of committing to that task and also when the person being 'diagnosed' with Jiangitis often does so or is very eccentric (weird). For example, someone might be trying to find a gif whilst texting: "trying to find that gif", and does that almost every day.
*Pronounced "Ji-ang-i-tis" NOT "Jian-g-i-tis"*
*Pronounced "Ji-ang-i-tis" NOT "Jian-g-i-tis"*
Person A: omg this is the fifth time this week im trying to find that sock cos I need to leave rn
Person B: lmao u hv jiangitis
Person B: lmao u hv jiangitis
by taewithkookie April 14, 2022
An expression used when tree bark or debris enters your eyes and irritates your pupils; causing you to rub them. Hanitis A is mainly practised when climbing trees.
by taewithkookie April 14, 2022
Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).
Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
by taewithkookie April 15, 2022
Savitis A is used when you want to say something, that is of no relevance to any conversion going on or of any importance, and forget what you want to say immediately before opening your mouth. Most commonly used for unnecessary comments or tips that nobody wants to know.
Person A: did you see that man?
Person B: nope why
Person A: he looked so sus
Person C: ... i just forgot what I wanted to say
Person A: hah Savitis A
Person B: nope why
Person A: he looked so sus
Person C: ... i just forgot what I wanted to say
Person A: hah Savitis A
by taewithkookie April 14, 2022
by taewithkookie March 22, 2023