4 definitions by Williamsven

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Stripper Retirement; When a stripper reaches retirement age which, depending on her condition, can be anywhere after age 28 she will go out and get herself knocked up by the best, well meaning, horny, yet stupid man she can find. He will most likely have a solid job history, good income, and decent credit rating, but he will still be homely and stupid. After she pumps out her kid(s), she will leave the entertainment industry to sit at home, devour endless snacks, and collect child support checks and/or leach of any man stupid enough to support her. All this while she mostly ignores her kid(s) except to feed them grape drink or rice & beans. She will occasionally pawn them off on relatives, or send them out to play in traffic. They will forever be in and out of juvenile detention. This former stripper is set for the 18 years that her kid(s) allow her to suck child support out of her baby’s daddy. Years full of all day naps and useless daytime TV. She will be oblivious to the fact that in all likelihood she has created what will become more worthless, irresponsible, slovenly people who will do more to drain the economy than to support it.
Eventually, Helens boobs just got way too saggy and wrinkled for her to collect enough money to live from the desperate vatos at the titty bar, she finally found fat rich real estate broker to knock her up twice, pump out the two units in a row, and let her go into stripper retirement for the next 19 years. Too bad those kids will be eating beans and rice forever and grow up with daytime TV as the only parent.
by Williamsven February 20, 2009
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When because of a disability, a person becomes stuck or trapped in a certain place or situation out in the world. Can apply to anyone on crutches, wheelchair, walker, etc. on anything, stairwell, outdoors, etc.
I saw a guy at the mall trying to get his wheel chair in between two cars but he became totally handitrapped and couldn’t move an inch in either direction.
by Williamsven February 24, 2009
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Movie Airbag .

An airbag in any Hollywood action movie that will never ever deploy. In reality, anything even a 4 or 5 mile an hour impact in some cars, or tapping something with the corner of the car hard while in motion will set a cars airbag(s) off. Movie airbags never go off no matter what is done to the car, you can crash gates, roll it over, sideswipe many things.. all types of impacts that in the real world on any newer car would pop one or both airbags, fill the car with gunpowder smoke, smash the windshield in some car models, disorient, blind, and deafen the occupants of the car.
Did you see how many car smackups in that new movie? Why was it that never a movie airbag deployed in any crashes?
by williamsven April 14, 2009
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Bike riding enthusiast that’s lacking the social skills to interact in regularly re-occuring typical scenarios with whatever sex they are attracted to. They lack regular reasonable female interaction on a day to day basis in life. Any time a female shows up to a group cycling event, the saddle sniffer is immediately right behind them for the entire ride. He takes extreme advantage of every second the female has joined the group ride. He is offering to adjust the bike for the woman, bragging about his ability to assist with any and all types of anything the woman may need on the bike ride, warning her of anything on the trail or road ahead of them.. Offering to take her on a “private tour” of whatever area the group is riding after the main group ride... Just all in all, hes up that womans ass for the entire bike ride.. almost to the point of creeping the woman out so that they never want to show up to a group bike ride again. One of the main reasons for women only exclusive bike clubs ( because they don’t want to be around such male douches ) and one of the reasons that most group bike rides are nearly completely male dominated.
“Bob was being such a saddle sniffer towards on that one chick ass all night on the ride, dam, you’ve got to know hes not getting any at home”
by Williamsven January 18, 2011
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