Guiset

To play a game badly

I am guiset at scrabble

by veigo January 2, 2011

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

Guiseley

A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.

Abbreviation: G-Town

Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.

Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!

Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!

by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009

Gusset typist

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.

Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

filthy gusset

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Guidette

(n): The female counterpart to the "Guido" specimen. Exclusive to North America, these creatures are usually of Italian-American decsent. A Guidette can be recognized by her orange color, similar to that of the common tangerine, and their either very light or very dark hair. Guidettes have an overly sexual demeanor, and will often emit high pitch shreiks to attract mates. A creature of habit, the Guidette will spend an excessive amount of time on her appearance, and will usually prefer to don very light lipstick (often to referred to by experts as 'Semen Lipstick'), brands such as Ed Hardy, BeBe and Juicy Couture. Scientists believe they are very tolerant to chemical exposure, as Guidettes will use 3-4 cannisters of hairspray in one day alone.

Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty.

Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death.

(Sources:

The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration
The U.S. Center for Disease Control)

I think I will go to the Zoo today, The Guidette exhibit just opened.

by MArie8773 January 2, 2010