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/gī-z/
noun

1. term to replace the commonly used word "guys" when used in any of the following situations:
- seeking agreement and/or acknowledgement after making a (bold) statement
- attempting to overcome own status of being ostracized/rejected/the third wheel
1. "WAIT FOR ME GUISE!!"
2. Pfft! Talk about latent insecurities and daddy issues..! Am I right? ...guise?!"
3. "That's what she said! Right guise??!!" (crickets)
guise by jedi_freshie May 1, 2015
Related Words
The word is a mix of "guys" and "disguise." Refferring to anonymous participants (anon) in a chat forum, such as 2chan, 4chan etc.
"Hey guise.. I got an evil fun idea for everyone..."
Guise by Rassjo February 21, 2010
Hey guise, my name is Amy Smith!
guise by thecharacterwannie March 5, 2023

HAY GUISE 

The sexy way to say hey guys. Also know as hay guyz
a shovel: HAY GUISE WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
others: f4g

a shovel: HAY GUISE LOL
others: noob
a shovel: KTHXBYE
(a shovel quit : kicked)
HAY GUISE by a shovel May 14, 2007

hai guise 

Literally a phrase that everyone has used at some point in their life and nobody knows why or where it came from.
Hai guise, how is yur days going
hai guise by Chris Leelum May 6, 2016

hay guise 

1. hey guys
2. clothing fashioned from dried grass
1. hay guise how's it going
2. your hay guise is rather stylish
hay guise by CT` July 20, 2010
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