cracky's definitions

Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005

wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

by cracky March 1, 2003

twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents

by cracky March 1, 2003

brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

banjo string

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

by cracky March 1, 2003

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

vagitarian

He who only eats hairy pie, fur burgers and the occasional fish supper

by cracky March 1, 2003