scutter

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cathedral

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.
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had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.
"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"
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wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie
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lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed
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shag bag

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brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.
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