21 definitions by cracky

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A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
by cracky March 01, 2003
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On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet
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Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.
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turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.
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A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
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Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.
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A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)
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