Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005

jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

by cracky March 01, 2003

twoc

steal; rob
contraction of Taking Without Consent
Originally used on UK police documents

by cracky March 01, 2003

LRF

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

by cracky March 01, 2003

wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

by cracky March 01, 2003

brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

by cracky March 01, 2003

lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed

by cracky March 01, 2003