21 definition by cracky

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)