Definitions by cracky

Horse Knuckles 

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

Horse Knuckles by cracky April 26, 2005

apache 

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

apache by cracky March 1, 2003

banjo string 

On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the foreskin to the helmet

banjo string by cracky March 1, 2003

boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

boiler by cracky March 1, 2003

brick shithouse 

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

brick shithouse by cracky March 1, 2003

cathedral 

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

cathedral by cracky March 1, 2003

LRF 

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

LRF by cracky March 1, 2003