scutter

Slut; shag bag

by cracky March 02, 2003

had the dick

something that's broken beyond repair.

"sorry mate, after that crash, your car's had the dick"

by cracky March 02, 2003

cathedral

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

by cracky March 02, 2003

wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

by cracky March 02, 2003

brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

by cracky March 02, 2003

lip ring

A lipstick line around the pork sword showing how far it has been swallowed

by cracky March 02, 2003

shag bag

Loose woman; bike; slut; slag

by cracky March 02, 2003