Guiseley 

A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.

Abbreviation: G-Town

Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.

Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!

Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!

Guiseley by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009

Guiseley 

voted the most road town in Yorkshire, Guiseley is run by whatever bad boys hang around the car park accross the bridge from Nethermoor stadium, guiseley is home to all sorts of ages, from toddlers wearing full adidas tracksuits, teens closing deals outside Mcdonalds, adults driving to work parked in shit traffic and old people who take 10 minutes to cross the zebra crossing outside Morrisons, Guiseley is the home of the mandem. Most of the places in guiseley are nice, but places not to go if you are a visitor are definitely the bit outside morrisons at 8:20 on a weekday, or the woods next to nunroyd park at 4:00 in the afternoon as this is where the mandem smoke the weed ygm, if you go to either of these places at that time, you will get cheffed up my guy.

person 1: "i just went to get some milk from morrisons last thursday morning and i came back with more holes in me than a cheese grater"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"

Guiseley by Joseph bludclart mama November 3, 2019

Guiseley High School

Close by to Morrison's. Apparently one of the best schools in Leeds...results wise. Looks like it needs a good knocking down and rebuilding. Full of slags and chavs. Designated smoking area behind the languages block. Teachers are all pathetic wankers or perverts.

Also known for being better than Benton. By miles.

GUISELEY HIGH SCHOOL FTW!

Guiseley High School by princessbecca July 29, 2011

Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.

Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.

Guiseley High School by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019

Guiseley High School

A School located in guiseley near morrisons where you can smoke 💨 and you can become a chave sket and a slag. The school is nolonger run by Mr Morrisy

Yo Mr Watson Shot up Judd (example name) cause his Jumper tag was hanging out at guiseley High school

Guiseley High School by Chinky boy November 4, 2017

Guiseley High School

A school where if you don't conform to the uniform standards...you get shot.

Bertie got shot at Guiseley High School because he didn't have his top button done up. May he RIP.

Guiseley High School by princessbecca July 29, 2011