Guado 

Inexplicably or ambiguously gay or stupid.

Can be used as a noun or adjective.

"Jeff is such a guado."
"That shirt is kind of guado, dude."

Guado by Chris Lee February 12, 2004

guado gamelio 

Guado gamelio means top dog or best in the world in that particular category or grouping.

That is the guado gamelio of skateboards.

guado gamelio by Stephen Abell May 21, 2006

Seymour Guado 

Best looking final fantasy villian so far. Sexy half-human, half-guado, complete with gravity-defying blue hair that doubles as handlebars. Hot body too, if I don't say so myself =P

Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.

He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:

"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"

"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"

"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."

He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.

Me? Neither. I love him to bits.

Fangirl #1] Zomg Seymour Guado is a hawtarse!!
Fangirl #2] *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3] He should get it on with Sephiroth!!

*Fangasm*

Seymour Guado by Froggie Guado May 7, 2007

Guadalupe 

Guadalupe is literally the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. When she smiles you will just get lost in her beauty and when she laughs it will melt your heart. Her eyes are so dreamy and her voice is like your favorite song being played over the radio. Shes so funny, kind, cute, and super fun to have around. Losing her will be the biggest regret in your life and just being able to know a Guadalupe means your lucky. Guadalupe is someone you’ll want to keep close in you heart and be careful because it’s so easy to fall in love with her. Keep her around because she’s just so amazing and perfect <3

Guadalupe is perfect stfu leo

Guadalupe by Beldas my gf October 29, 2019

Guanopsychotic 

(adjective) Guano (bat sh!t)+psychotic(crazy); bat sh!t crazy, expressed in a way that is less likely to upset or offend parents, instructors, etc. May even get points for creativity.

Did you see that lady yelling at the W@l-Mart cashier? She was guanopsychotic!

Guanopsychotic by JMixx August 6, 2010

GLaDOS 

Some random AI that has two different appearances in Portal 1 and 2.
Hella tryna poison me with neurotoxin, failed two times.
Muthafuka sent Wheatley and Space Core a free trip to space (no returns).
Has once been fit into a potato. Nicknamed PotatOS.

Bro: Hey wanna eat some mashed potato for dinner?
Me: Hell naw. It might be GLaDOS infected. I don’t wanna poison someone with neurotoxin.

GLaDOS by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

Guano-a-guano 

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.

In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!

Guano-a-guano by BobNJ November 15, 2010