5 definitions by BobNJ
A natural form of fertilizing your lawn or flowers that comes from your pets.
When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.
When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.
Look honey, Shadow is taking care of our lawn, he's using labrador squirtilizer!
Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!
Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!
by BobNJ August 22, 2010
Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...
Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.
Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.
In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!
by BobNJ November 12, 2010
Snowanasia - (from New Jersey meaning "slow death from massive snowstorms)
Snowanasia is categorized in different ways, which include voluntary, non-voluntary, or involuntary and active or passive.
Snowanasia is usually used to refer to active hatred of being snowed in week after week and in this sense, snowanasia is usually considered to be caused by a lack of snow shovels, snow blowers, warm clothing, warm gloves and a good supply of salt to deice ones driveway or walkway.
Snowanasia is categorized in different ways, which include voluntary, non-voluntary, or involuntary and active or passive.
Snowanasia is usually used to refer to active hatred of being snowed in week after week and in this sense, snowanasia is usually considered to be caused by a lack of snow shovels, snow blowers, warm clothing, warm gloves and a good supply of salt to deice ones driveway or walkway.
Hey dude, I've been snowed in all winter. Can't get to work, can't see my girlfriend, I'm eating outdated cornflakes and I'm going crazy. Could I commit snowaside? I think the honorable thing to do is snowanasia!
by BobNJ January 12, 2011
To bring to light an addiction of automobiles.
To bring together family and friends to help a car addicted person see that they have too many cars.
To bring together family and friends to help a car addicted person see that they have too many cars.
Hey dude, you live alone, you have a two car garage and you have 5 cars! And you tell me that you are looking for another Hummer!
Dude you need an autointervention!!
Dude you need an autointervention!!
by BobNJ July 15, 2010
1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.
2. A space heater with wheels
3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation
2. A space heater with wheels
3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation
Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.
by BobNJ July 3, 2010